Thursday, July 2, 2009

Late Nite with Kernersville Eateries



Main Street in Kernersville boasts a disproportianate amount of late night gnoshing establishments compared to W-S. Burgers and fries are well represented with Cook Out staying open until... well I have driven past it at 1:30 so I will guess 2 while the local Hardees is open around the clock. These are both drive-thru's so watch your trousers if u cannot resist the temptation tho drive with one hand while applying mayonnaise to the top bun of your purchase (and does anyone else use the actual packet as a spreading knife? I do, but am thinking it very, if not extremely, unwise to do so, even out of the car).

Next is proverbial favorite Denny's. The one on Main St. is an amalgamation of thrift-store, diner-chic and nursing home aymosphere in the mostly pre-dawn hours. The Grand-Slam is affordable and if you apply enough syrup to everything, including the coffee, you might just make it out okay.

Harris Teeter. Buy what you want. Fix it how you want. The meal normally ends up as something you cook and time by Led Zepplin's 'Moby Dick'. But get creative. They leave the olive bar open save for the wax paper they toss on there to discourage 'sample seekers'. Spice up that Totinos with a slice of tomato and pretzels are usually on sale.
Owls eat rats. Night owls don't have to.




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